A Little Story

One day in a farm a little boy ate the mysterious onion and turned into a magical wizard that could turn cockroaches into delicious meals so the boy wizard decided to rid his farm of crows so there would be enough food for his family because they had sold all of their supplies to send his sister to mime school so they sought Mrs. Muffinsky's help but she was on top of a gigantic muffin sailing with a crew of 8 when Santa Claus suddenly appeared with a long list of naughty elves who had crossed the line by taking the conclusion of the classic erotic sexy naughty horny elephants that would not stop kissing the little boy whose name is jamesarabbey who enjoyed the kisses so much that he popped a cherry into his mouth so it would last longer but then tragedy suddenly struck because he forgot to buy Santa Claus cookies and milk so ran to the nearest girl but this girl was busy with the long long long story that her cow was stolen by his mime sister and her pet baby unicorns but they had to return them all to the land of the candy canes and marshmallows and ate themselves to death.

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This is just a random haphazard story we made up while waiting for the midnight screening of Rush Hour 3. The rule: each person, one after the other, writes five words - without punctuation. The authors in the 5-words-per-person writing order: Rom, Abbey, Sarah, Jamie.